My News of the Day

Hahahahah!!
I dunno if you guys remember this bit from the soap:
"In his hands he was holding Loke’s cell phone which was ringing.
“Oh, thanks bloody” said Loke.
Loke answered to find the voice of an uncontrollably screaming woman.
“Woah, woah...I can’t understand you. Please learn how to speak English, and when you do call me back. Or better, yet...don’t call me. I’m in a really dark place right now, and you know the story. Yeah.” Loke hung up his phone.
"

I was on the phone with a good friend, P, who's been seeing my other close friend for a long ass time, she's practically laying herself out for me, telling me how good of a kisser i am, when the phone cuts out. No reception.
I wait for a half minute, and it rings again. I didn't look who was calling, because it's 1am, who else would be calling.
The person on the phone is bawling their eyes out, crying so much i can't understand what they're saying. I figure it's just P again so i'm confused as to why she's crying, but can't get a word in edgewise to confirm it.
Then, I suddenly realize that it's my ex who's crying at me, because P is calling me back. So i ignore the P's call and try to figure out what my ex is whining about. I end up telling her "Look. Pull yourself together and call me back soon, okay? I can't understand you."
So i hang up on her, and call P back (it is worth mentioning that these two hate each other, because of me). I finally get my convo wrapped up after 5 minutes, during which time the ex has called back, so i proceed to call her and find out what she's crying about.

She met the girl who has a kid with my ex's current boyfriend, and who used to be her best friend. The chick tells her that she's still been seeing him while my ex has been with him.
Now, that would be really sad if it wasn't for the fact that my ex has fucked me twice while seeing this dude, and continues to state that she really doesn't like him that much, she's using him to get other a whole 3rd dude.


I fcuking love my friends.

They do sound like mighty friends


Edit: How is it that one fucking person coming into the Post Office in the morning can piss me off so fucking much....and her fucking incessant calling me by my first name in every sentence, for fuck sake.

Ah well...going to see Noctura for a few days, I am heading up North

Last night I went to the mall with 2 friends....had a great time

Then told one of the friends (girl) that I like her

She was shocked and I was like soooo.....do u like me too?

And she was like I don't know.......lmao

It's not a hard question but I guess she was so caught off guard.....ehh she probably doesn't like me but I can say I tried



Anyways, goin bowling, then Thrashers game (hockey), then my friends house to consume some "beverages" tonight

Should be fun...

Aha. It must be fun being you, Loke.

women....can't live with them....can't put a bullet in their heads.....

metalmaniac37 wrote:women....can't live with them....can't put a bullet in their heads.....

Hehe, for some reason that reminds me of "You can lead a horse to water...but you are still a big whore"

haha, that's a good one...

Ugh. I've gotta stop being such a whore. It's starting to annoy me.

and us too...

...at least it allows for some humour. The rest of our stories aren't as funny. Haha.

Ahahaha.

Fuck, I have a huge headache.

Yesterday a friend of mine gave a birthday party and I kinda drank too much. After my last beer I almost threw up, but luckilly that didn't happen.

After that we went to a bar/disco thingy and that was alot of fun. At first there we're some girls I danced with and was flirting with them, but that wasn't anything serious.

At the end a friend of my got into a fight with his girlfriend. Now that has happened before, but this time it was worse than I have ever seen before.

And that was my night. Now I'm having a slight hangover and a huge headache.

See. LordH is right; Loke's stories are funnier. o.O

If Loke had told that story, it would have been full of sex, backstabbing, cheating and the general cockiness that is Loke.

Hahaha. I should just start making stories up.

I think i'm a drama/crazy person magnet.